This is not what it looks like! Unless you think it looks like an unfortunately-shaped horseradish root. In which case, it's exactly what it looks like.
North shore of Aruba. Check out the crazy clown hair.
Bill hanging out with his lady on a sunshiny day in Aruba.
Bill sits astride the throne of a Carribean queen. Queen not included.
Ummm... Yeah.
Ostrich necks are surprisingly soft.